Here are the first two of a series of Aunt Fritzi reminiscing about The Wonder Dogs of her youth.
 Oh.........don't get on me for being UN-pc....as we say here in Doggieland. I hope you realize, in case you are offended by this gag, you will understand that in due time,I'm sure I will offend pretty much everybody. The joke wasn't about drinking...it was HOW could I get a doggie drivin' and the guy in the sidecar!?? I thought about sidecars...and Lou and Bud...and Stan and Ollie.....all those SIDE CAR gags,.....man..........I miss those guys.Now..that stuff was funny. I don't care who you are.....and today's song for the road......... "I pulled into Nazareth, was feelin' about half past dead; I just need some place where I can lay my head. "Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?" He just grinned and shook my hand, and "No!", was all he said. Take a load off Fanny, take a load for free; Take a load off Fanny, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me. I picked up my bag, I went lookin' for a place to hide; When I saw Carmen and the Devil walkin' side by side. I said, "Hey, Carmen, come on, let's go downtown." She said, "I gotta go, but m'friend can stick around." (Chorus) Go down, Miss Moses, there's nothin' you can say It's just ol' Luke, and Luke's waitin' on the Judgement Day. "Well, Luke, my friend, what about young Anna Lee?" He said, "Do me a favor, son, woncha stay an' keep Anna Lee company?" (Chorus) Crazy Chester followed me, and he caught me in the fog. He said, "I will fix your rack, if you'll take Jack, my dog." I said, "Wait a minute, Chester, you know I'm a peaceful man." He said, "That's okay, boy, won't you feed him when you can." ......................wanna finish it???? God bless you. I'm going to be posting two on Friday for the weekend. I've got a singing gig in Tampa. God bless you, all you do, our dogs, and all we do for them because of all they are to us. Oh...did you say HI to Buddy? Guy. |
  Yeah.........Biker Week with DOGS continues! Golden Earring...remember? "Radio plays that forgotten song....Brenda Lee...comin' on strong...." Radar Love. Cool, cool song. I know. I'm so old.But..if you don't know it...find it on YouTube or something...and you'll see.Remember, click on the cartoon to supersize! Thanks for all the cool letters, comments. I don't know what it IS...but folks rarely leave me messages or comments here at the BLOG....but I get so many emails and comments on FB....honest. I really do. for true! I'm going to post a picture of my best buddy, Buddy. My dog. Everyday is Christmas for Buddy if there's MEAT involved. Here's to Buddy, Golden Earring, Brenda Lee...my amazing friends who are rescuing dogs and cats...finding homes, foster homes...collecting money, posting, driving, taking em in, finding ways to save animals. I am so, so proud to know you. We have some donations to announce soon.We are truly building our business model with Animal and Humane Services as an integral part of our TODAY'S DOG program.Thank you for sharing TODAY'S DOG with everyone you know! It's how we are going to build this! We need you!WOOF. Say hi to Buddy, everybody. Guy |
I really had a ball with this stuff this week! I hope you don't mind if I follow this muse a while....  It comes and goes just as quickly. It happens like this: I start thinking about a certain theme, activity...anything....and then the DOG Cartoons come...and while they come...I just keep writing them down. You never know where and when the ideas will come, and how quickly they will leave. Anyway....lots of Steppenwolf and Marshall Tucker Band giving us DOGS Ramblin' On Our Minds............BIKER Cartoons. Flooded my mind last week.........and I let em. Thanks to the 1900 plus fans of THE DOG on FaceBook! I am very grateful. God bless you, and DOGS....and the animals that we love that help make us better people.Guy ps:always click on the art to supersize it! |
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Ahhhh!!!! The Author's Book Signing! If only I had THAT many customers standing in line for me whenever I do one of those. I guess this one is such a favorite because of all those nights and days on the road doing these book tours. I had a great weekend in Nashville. Two good new friends of mine, one that has become a Mentor to me in songwriting, Glenn Douglas Tubb, and his girl,Dottie Snow got married. Glenn is not a spring chicken..........heck....not even a summer rooster. He's one Autumn Awesome Dude, though.Glenn had his first hit record in 1948...if that tells you anything. Glenn wrote a ton of hits. "Home Of The Blues" for Johnny Cash, and Co-wrote "Forsaken and Alone" with Hank Williams. Yes. THAT Hank Williams....many years ago. "Skip A Rope" is his real biggie. He is so, so full of life, love and fun...what a man. Dottie, her parents both Grand Ole Opry Members, has had a wonderful, long life as a Country and Gospel Singer, and is also a Minister. Well, Joanne Cash, Johnny Cash's sister, did the marrying...and it was truly beautiful. Glenn was misty almost the whole way through, he was so filled with emotion. And this is one tough, cool dude, man. It was something. It really was a precious way for me to cap off my 53rd birthday. Really, really something. I'll never forget it. Life is for living. All the way. I'm writing songs with Glenn, and am so priviledged to have him for a buddy. Hey...met Alice Cooper's Lead Guitarist there. He's Buds with Glenn too. Nashville's a cool town. Oh, saw "Edge Of Darkness" with Mel Gibson for my "Birthday Date' after a dinner of awesome Catfish. It's a really good movie....really good. If you like thrillers...you'll like this one...oh, and everyone loves the catfish at John A's. This all in a week when I got to see Kris Kristofferson at the Ryman, and then crack him up with a funny song later on after the show. MAN. Blessed week. And all your letters and emails and FB posts? So cool. Thank you so much. OH! And it's Monday! That means 24 for us Jack addicts~! So, I'll REpost the Jack cartoon as a bonus, in case you didn't get it and send it to all your 24 pals the first time! Hope you're subscribing to Today's Dog!! Tellin your friends, your enemies...your strangers off the street! 1600 folks on FB in a week and a half, and we have about 100 or so folks following here on the blogsite. ...plus a mess more subscribing on the RSS feed, I believe. BTW, I still have some of those books(mine) not HIS on hand over at my store at my Music website. I'll sign em and mail em to ya and everything...all you gotta do is pay for em. Here's to love and laughs with our pets, our friends, ourselves! Guy |
