TODAY'S DOG By Guy(Abbott and Costello))Gilchrist February 12,2010

Oh.........don't get on me for being UN-pc....as we say here in Doggieland. I hope you realize, in case you  are offended by this gag, you will understand that in due time,I'm sure I will offend pretty much everybody. The joke wasn't about drinking...it was HOW could I get a doggie drivin' and the guy in the sidecar!?? I thought about sidecars...and Lou and Bud...and Stan and Ollie.....all those SIDE CAR gags,.....man..........I miss those guys. Now..that stuff was funny. I don't care who you are.....and today's song for the road......... "I pulled into Nazareth, was feelin' about half past dead; I just need some place where I can lay my head. "Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?" He just grinned and shook my hand, and "No!", was all he said. Take a load off Fanny, take a load for free; Take a load off Fanny, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me. I picked up my bag, I went lookin' for a place to hide; When I saw Carmen and the Devil walkin' side by side. I said, "Hey, Carmen, come on, let's go downtown." She said, "I gotta go, but m'friend can stick around." (Chorus) Go down, Miss Moses, there's nothin' you can say It's just ol' Luke, and Luke's waitin' on the Judgement Day. "Well, Luke, my friend, what about young Anna Lee?" He said, "Do me a favor, son, woncha stay an' keep Anna Lee company?" (Chorus) Crazy Chester followed me, and he caught me in the fog. He said, "I will fix your rack, if you'll take Jack, my dog." I said, "Wait a minute, Chester, you know I'm a peaceful man." He said, "That's okay, boy, won't you feed him when you can." ......................wanna finish it???? God bless you. I'm going to be posting two on Friday for the weekend. I've got a singing gig in Tampa. God bless you, all you do, our dogs, and all we do for them because of all they are to us. Oh...did you say HI to Buddy? Guy.